An EULA with morales

An EULA with morales

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One thought on “An EULA with morales

  1. “a third intifada” ?When did the soecnd one end?When Arabs make insane threats it usually means they got nothin.Haiku:A bearded enemy.A mustached defence minister.A hairless prime minister.(I was gonna use “bald” but “hairless” seems more fitting).

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