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An EULA with morales

An EULA with morales

This software is copyright. By using this software you agree to obey the following license conditions: * You can’t make money using this software as part of a baseball simulation. This is for contractual reasons. But you can make as much money as you like using it for anything else. * You may not use this software directly or indirectly for any military purpose. This includes, but is not limited to, training, research and development, controlling military hardware, directing military…

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Three Palestinians who aspire to become rabbis

Three Palestinians who aspire to become rabbis

Three Palestinians decided to one day become rabbis in order to get rid of their problems due to the Israeli occupation of the West Bank and Gaza Strip. To their surprise they all three were admitted to the yeshiva. One after the other wrestled himself through the rabbinical literature. Surprise, surprise, the three of them succeeded in all their exams. At the end of it all, they faced their most difficult test. They had to swim 500 meters to the…

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